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mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via liightup)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via asian)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(via lubricates)

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via metalhearted)

cokeflow:

you know those songs that just make you wanna rollerskate really fast

(Source: fingerblaster113, via gwenlightened)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via bullied)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(via feat)